There are at least some industries that aren’t suffering from the economic slowdown (via the Daily News):

It’s still a good time to be morally bankrupt.

The plunging Dow Jones and panicky investors are hardly a problem for the world’s oldest profession, where business is still brisk.

“The market is down, business is down, but we feel it less,” said Dylan, 24, a promotional model-turned-Manhattan prostitute. “We’re still busy.”

The long-haired, long-legged hooker then explained why the red-light district remains a blue-chip commodity: “If men are horny, they’re going to come in here.”

Some things never change….

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